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"We had no
choice in Iraq . . . The country swims on a sea of oil"
-
Paul Wolfowitz [May 2003]
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Condoleezza Antoinette to
New Orleans:
"Let them eat shoes"
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"I can
understand some people not liking war"
- George W.
Bush, London, November 2003
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Stop the
war. Start to think.
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Real men
know when to pull out:
U.S. out of Iraq
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Did you hear
about the Army's gay dog policy? "Don't ask, don't smell"
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Ashcroft
told me to keep an eye on you . . . So, how ya doin'?
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Florida
[January 2003 anti-war rally in Washington, D.C.]
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"The
first time I met Bush 43, I knew he was different. Two
things became clear. One, he didn't
know very much. The other was he had the
confidence to ask questions that revealed he didn't know very
much"
-
Richard Perle [March 2003]
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"I'm also
not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of
time thinking about myself, about why I do things."
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George W. Bush [June 2003]
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"The best lack all
conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity"
- W.B. Yeats
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BUSH-CHENEY
1984
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The
"liberation" of Iraq
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"We are
creating terrorists faster than we can kill them"
- Stephen Zunes,
political scientist
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"The greatest purveyor of
violence in the world today is my own government"
- Martin Luther
King, April 4, 1967
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We don't
have a monarchy. We don't have anarchy. We have a
moronarchy.
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"The thing women have got to
learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it!"
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Roseanne Barr
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How the
world sees America:
USA!
USA!!
USA!!!
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"Don't be
afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin"
- Grace
Hansen, American author
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Chiapas
taught us WHAT;
Bolivia taught us
HOW!
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Vote Bush in '04: It's
a no-brainer
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"Life is hard - after all,
it kills you"
- Katherine Hepburn
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Vote Republican:
It's
easier than thinking
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President
Bush said he "wasn't sure" about my theory of evolution
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"Love is
perhaps the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity"
- Helen Hayes
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Moishe
and Mohammed want Mid-East peace
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Buck Fush
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"Life is
pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the
transition that's troublesome"
- Isaac Asimov
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"It is better to die on
one's feet than to live on one's knees"
-
Che Guevara
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"Dissent
is the highest form of patriotism"
- Thomas
Jefferson
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"Forget
about the mind. The clitoris is a terrible thing to
waste" -
Lisa Wang, artist
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Bush-Cheney '04 - The last vote you'll
ever have to cast
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"If your opponent is
drowning throw the son-of-a-bitch an anvil"
- James Carville
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"I never
liked the men I loved, or loved the men I liked"
- Fannie Hurst,
screenwriter [1889-1968]
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Bush-Cheney
'04: Four More Wars!
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"When
fascism comes to this country it's going to be wrapped in the
American
flag"
- Huey Long
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The only thing we have to
fear is fear-mongering itself
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"I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day"
- Linda Evangelista,
model
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"War is
SO 20th century"
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Blowjobs are impeachable;
mass murder is not
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"Never go to bed angry -
stay up and fight"
- Phyllis Diller
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If Arnold groped me I'd
smack him!!
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"I'm
addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't make
any difference"
- Steven Wright
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"Remember
when presidents were smart and bombs were dumb?"
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The Golden
Rule: He who has the gold rules
- as heard on RadioLeft.com
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"When I was
born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half"
- Gracie Allen
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Global warming is no longer a
"theory"
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One
Nation under surveillance
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"A
fictitious election, a fictitious president, a fictitious war"
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Michael Moore
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Bush calls
himself a Christian?
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"No one can
make you feel inferior without your consent"
- Eleanor
Roosevelt
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"The United
States of Amnesia"
-
Gore Vidal
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"I love
my country but don't trust my government"
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Third World War:
War against the Third World
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Bush is a
messianic militarist
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"Most people
would sooner die than think, in fact, they do so"
- Bertrand Russell
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Homeland
Insecurity
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"Not
only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday"
---
Woody Allen
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Is
America too ignorant to be free??
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"Black holes
are where God divided by zero"
--- Steven Wright
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"God, please
save me from your followers"
--- bumper sticker
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"Speak while you still can"
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"Everything
has been figured out, except how to live" ---
Jean Paul Sartre [1905-80]
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It's
more like "compassionate fascism"TE
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"I'm the master of low expectations"
--- George W. Bush [June 2003]
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"The wheels
are coming off of the Bu$h Bu$"
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Homeland
Security scan
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"Democracy was getting old anyway . . ."
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"They say Bush is a war criminal"
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Rumsfeld called the looting of the Fertile Crescent "a
bit of untidiness"
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Bush wants
to "Bring 'em on!" for Armageddon
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"It doesn't require a majority to prevail, but rather an
irate, tireless minority keen to set brushfires in people's
minds" ---
Samuel Johnson [1709-84]
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An
un-elected thug took us to
WAR!
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Bush's
mantra is: "Leave no CEO behind"
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Homeland
Security random spot-check in progress
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Keep your mitts off my hard drive, buster!
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